Fire up the TV, pop the popcorn, and snuggle up with your loved ones, it’s movie trivia time. Specifically, it’s time for Christmas Movie Trivia.
We all have a favorite Holiday movie and we’ve got thirty quotes from the best movies and specials from the distant past and some more recently. Did we include your favorite? If not, share it and maybe it’ll make it into an episode in the future.
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Quotable Christmas Movie Trivia – Episode Transcript
Fire up the TV, it’s time to binge some holiday classics.
How’s it going gang. I’m your host, Brian Rollins and this is the Dorky Geeky Nerdy trivia podcast. Every week, we offer up thirty questions on a geeky topic. This week is our second of three holiday episodes and it’s a quotable episode. We’ll give you the quote and you have to guess what it comes from. Obviously, all the quotes will be coming from Christmas movies, both classic and recent.
If you’re new, welcome to the show. You can play along with friends at your holiday party or solo, if you choose. You can find out more about the show, including rules for playing at DorkyGeekyNerdy.com. Be sure to share the episode with your friends and, if you’re not already, please subscribe to the show.
OK, the previews are done, let’s start the show.
The Dorky Round
1. Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.
2. You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.
3. I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
4. Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
5. You'll shoot your eye out.
6. 'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun.
7. I want the Turbo Man action figure with the arms and legs that move and the boomerang shooter and his rock'n roller jet pack and the realistic voice activator that says five different phrases including, 'It's Turbo time!' Accessories sold separately; batteries not included.
8. Ha-yuk, yup!… Er, no, no! I was wrong. And so, as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity! Maybe even longer.
9. Whoever invented Christmas trees should be drug out into the street and shot.
10. If something should happen to me, put on my suit; the reindeer will know what to do.
The Geeky Round
1. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.
2. “Oh, Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.
3. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal!
4. I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.
5. The thing about trains… it doesn't matter where they're going. What matters is deciding to get on.
6. Oh, Eddie… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
7. There are two things in this life I hate: heights, and jumping from them.
8. I want you to get married. I want you to have nine children. And if you only spend five minutes a day with each kid, that's forty-five minutes, and I'd at least have time to go out and get a massage or something.
9. I hate toys! And toys hate me! Either they are going or I am going! And I am certainly not going, Grimsley.
10. Citizen? They're not allowed in here. This is public property.
The Nerdy Round
1. I'll be hanging around the mistletoe, waiting to be kissed.
2. A sequel. That’s it. We’ll bring it out on March 25, and we’ll call it … Christmas 2!
3. I wasn't sleeping, chief. It's just that I haven't been able to sleep these last few months. I forgot how. So I was just practicing.
4. You say you hate Washington's Birthday or Thanksgiving and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas and people treat you like you're a leper.
5. You know, for quite a while now, every time I passed a cemetery, I felt as if I were apartment hunting.
6. You know, most people make the same mistake. The correct time at the pole is completely discretionary, because the poles are where all the time zones actually converge.
7. Fights are fun. I like fights!
8. I'm Santa Claus, Teddy, not Yoda.
9. Hello, everybody. My name is Sylvester, Sylvester J. Goose. My friends call me Syl, or sometimes silly.
10. It's going to be easy - like peeling a turtle.
Episode Conclusion
And that’s the end credits. I hope you enjoyed our latest quotable episode. We have more in past episodes and more to come in the future.
Speaking of the future, here’s your hint for the next episode and our last episode of 2019.
What novel and its various adaptations gave us the line, “God bless us, every one.”
I’m your host, Brian Rollins. Make sure you’ve been nice and not naughty and thanks for listening.
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This was a hit at our house before our annual Christmas movie marathon!